starsinursa:

bamf-castiel:

Dean is so fucking pretty oh my GOD  H O W

I object to this. Dean is not pretty.

He is the fucking PRETTIEST.

I dare anyone to find a more gorgeous or perfect specimen of humanity. He is literally flawless. Just look at this fucking rapsheet:

* Peridot green eyes that snatch the breath right out your lungs, with those perfect little smile crinkles right at the corners. Do you even know how rare green eyes are? Do you even know how blessed we are to gaze upon those eyes? And don’t even get me started on those mile-long eyelashes.

* Those fucking lickable lips. Like, I know “cupid’s bow lips” is the biggest cliche, but that description could not be more apt, because just looking at those lips makes me feel like I’ve been shot in the fucking chest with an arrow. Multiple arrows, even. I’m over here like Boromir of Gondor, looking like a fucking pin-cushion.

* His subtle, almost-shy smattering of freckles. If you aren’t looking too closely, you might not even see them at first. It’s like a goddamn surprise - one day the sunlight falls across his face just right and, BAM, holy shit, FRECKLES, and then your life is changed and you will never, ever unsee them. They will taunt you. They will haunt you.

And don’t even get me started on those fucking marble slab shoulders, or his arms, or his gift-wrapped-and-tied-with-a-bow-legs that are literally begging to be unwrapped so you can get to the whole “package”.