me: I’m a lesbian
straight guy: so what if you were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him then haha
me: what if YOU were stuck alone on an island with a hot guy would you bang him?
straight guy: what no i’m not gay
(*ahem* a female’s sexuality is malleable, so eventually you could make yourself want to bang him. Men’s sexuality is rigid, so he could not. *ahem*) lecture over. Also, you probably don’t want to. Which is understandable. I don’t either.
Please, for the love of god, shut up.
Did he just mansplain sexual attraction
“a female’s sexuality is malleable” good lord how would you know? you’re a cis dude
You know what’s malleable? Your face as I punch it
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